Fiction

The Lost Leading the Blind

K’tana knelt in her office chair, her legs sprawling through the armrests as she laid with her chest and face pressed against her desk. Pushing her arms out to the sides, the newly-named Mystic shoved the paperwork and datapads off the table to scatter to the floor. Frustrated sounds escaped the Twi’lek’s throat as she lifted her head slightly and let it drop back onto the hard surface in a succession of dull thumps.

A buzzer rang, causing K'tana to grab the door button and press 'talk' without looking up.

“What?!” she yelled angrily into the comm.

“Hey, uhh, Warden. I’m here for my duty list?”

A loud grunt echoed through the comm as the door slid open and Revs heard the insane woman slide up her chair into an awkward sitting position. The Miraluka took notice that K’tana’s usually bright and chaotic aura was faded and dim, and he bit back a shiver when he felt her eyes lock onto him.

“Revs!” The Gate Warden’s voice became shrill and fevered as her excitement grew at the realization of who had just walked through her door.

“What?!” Revs matched the woman’s earlier tone, if not the same level of volume.

“You!” K’tana gave an ecstatic grin as she stood up in the chair and leapt face first at the table. Her lithe but athletic arms caught the flat table as she threw her legs into the air. Standing on her hands, the Twi’lek hopped around to face the man, her lekku twisting around her wrists like overly thick soup noodles.

The Miraluka watched the bizarre scene through his Force-granted vision. The Twi’lek became a blur of color as she seemed to drop off the table while tucking her body into a ball and then springing up to stand in front of Revs.

“Ta-Daah! Okay, so...We got a thing we need to go over.”

“Uh-huh. I’ve-”

“No. Shushushushshhh!’ K’tana’s finger wiggled in front of Knight’s face, silencing him as he watched an electric current dance around her fingertip. “I know you’ve done this before. So, like, you know how to do all the chuddy and boring report stuff, right?”

With a smirk and a shrug Revs told K’tana everything she needed to know. She heaved an exuberant and exasperated sigh then spun away from him and back to the desk. She kicked a datapad towards him and leapt over the desk and back into her chair. The sturdy mechanism rocked the Mystic enough to giver her the momentum needed to bounce back to sitting on the desk.

“So,” K’tana sighed as she spun around to dangle her legs off the front and stare menacingly at Revs. “I need the rest of that filled out and handed back to me in the morning. There’s classified info in there, so don’t karkin’ lose it. Or I’ll stab you. Or something.”

“Um...Okay?” the Miraluka smirked as he tilted his head, looking at the unreadable machine.

“Get someone to read it to you.”

K’tana forced a smile and whispered as Revs walked out of her office.

“Welcome back, Gate Steward.”

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Introduction

So I was going to write a fiction for our darling Skar. However, with him leaving us and going to college to be all grown up, I decided to postpone it and possibly write it out for when he returns. So much to do in a fun amount of time. Real life and complicated matters have affected my hype drive, however, this does not mean that I am not going to neglect my beloved and favored Battleteam. You are my dys-FUN-ctional family and I would do anything to give you the entertainment you deserve.

Blabla RO, unicorns, happy-hype...possibly drink mass amounts of coffee.

That said, this report will contain the following: In no particular order! START THE ANARCHY!

1. Unicorns (Duh)
2. Happy-Hype (Do The Thing!)
3. Kat drinks mass amounts of coffee (oh, wait, that’s what is usually happening...)
4. Gatebusters! (Yeah, Run On!)

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With the drastic changes to the leadership of Shadow Gate, I have appointed Revs as Gate Steward.

Shadow Gate News

GUYS! MY KARKIN’ RUNON IS OUT!! Here is the gameplan:

• Fet'a, Soccora, Marick, Kanis (and Fade)- You are Thesh! You go play in teh minefields with Hi-Tek!!

• Revs, Maxi, Skar(we're writing you so we can miss you more <3)- We are Aurek! YER ALL COMIN' WITH ME INTO THE DUCTS

• Tim and Strat...Honestly, you two...just... do whatever. Sit there and be Dutch-jerks that are too good for us people who have more than four numbers in our PINs...Or, fuggit, run in circles and stomp on daisies or chain-smoke into oblivion. Idgaf because you'll still be obnoxiously pretty while you're at it. Jerks.

Here is the GDoc link. CLICKY-CLICKY!!!

^^ DO THE THING

Here is the Run On -- Do it!

And now, ONTO OTHER STUFF AND THINGS!

Roster Changes:

• Skar has moved to Rogues so he can be all groweded up in College :D

...ALL THE LUCK AND LOVE to my favorite lizardboy.

Remember, we will always be here for you. Talk in TG whenever you wish, you are always welcome with us. You’re our friend first. <3 (Don’t forget! The shadow knows!!!)

• Fet’ai’narun joined SG (SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! -ahem- I mean...I’M STUPID HAPPY THAT YOU’RE BACK!)

• Soccora joined SG (sniffles there is so much amazing womanhood in my Battleteam that I cannot even with my white girl right now <3 More than glad to have you willing to bad-assify the team! <3)

Miraluka Corner-

Greetings fellow Gatekeepers! Well there's not much for me to say this month that Kat has not said with her awesomeness. So I will just start with thanking her for giving me a chance to work with her as Shadow Gates Sergeant again. Its a great pleasure to be in this position again. (Giggidy) for those of you who do not know me, I am Revs, God of the blindies! They just don't know it yet. Anytime any of you have any questions, feel free to ask me. Any complaints please refer to my partner. But there will be no complaints, because we have an awesome RO to do and plenty of things to earn all the nice shines and develop characters for our new members. Well that's all I have for this report. Now lets go kill this RO.

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ALL THE RUNON HYPE

Yeah, I’m gonna do this

Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if I just left this blank?

…

So, my pretty Waricorn Armada, Princesses and A-holes(I know you all identify as at least one of those <3), you KNOW about the RO now. That’s all the hype I can give. I release you from the burden of bs...after this quick statement.

Each one of you IS Shadow Gate. We all know by now that there’s no point in me pretending that I even have a modicum of “control” over you bunch of Elder Ones, recalcitrant jerks and you lovely bunch of bastards. However, I do really hope you all know how much I adore and care for each one of you, how much I really want Shadow Gate to flourish and explode with the vast amount of potential you all have to make that happen. Aria may be Omega, but each of you is SG.

Port Ol’val has one rule. Don’t kark with Shadow Gate…

Ok, enough with the ME memes…#sorrynotsorry

Do not let this potential be wasted. Look around and see the epicness that your teammates have. That YOU have.

And…

Don’t disappoint me. It’s your turn to step up. I can only point at the links. It’s you who must press the button. (This sounded waaay cooler in my head xD)

Competitions

...something something OH RIGHT, Runon...Also! Our Sister Battleteam, Tyrant Sword, and the other Arconacorn, (that’d be Mirus :P) has made a really cool looking fiction competition! :D Honestly, I’m just as excited to throw in an entry as I am to write the next runon post! It’s a really badass concept and I’m stoked!

Awards

WHO GOT THE MOST STICKERS ON THEIR PAGES THIS MONTH? Revs

• 1 Cluster of Ice

Marick Arconae (mr.wahwah I don’liek stikerz)

• 1 Crescent with Amethyst Star
• 1 Crescent with Sapphire Star
• 12 Clusters of Earth
• 17 Clusters of Fire
• 4 Clusters of Ice

K’tana

• 1 Scroll of Indoctrination
• 9 Clusters of Ice
• 1 Crescent with Sapphire Star
• 2 Crescents with Emerald Star
• 1 Crescent with Amethyst Star

Strategos Thanatos Entar Arconae

• 25 Clusters of Fire
• 1 Crescent with Amethyst Star
• 2 Crescents with Topaz Star
• 1 Crescent with Quartz Star

Timeros Casus Entar Arconae

Is gonna be fired if he doesn’t post in the RO. (DO THE THING!!)

Kanis Da’uul

• 1 Cluster of Ice (Write up your RO post boy-o. Do not make me send you a spam-page full of spatulas.)

Mks Ehn

• 2 Crescents with Ruby Star
• 162(holy kark dude!) Clusters of Fire
• 2 Pendants of Blood
• 2 crescents with Emerald Star
• 86 Clusters of Earth

Do you want Stickers? Cuz this is how you get Stickers!!!

Shadow Gate Battleteam/House Qel-Droma/Arcona Competitions

(Do the thing!)

• Strands of Fate|Fiction
• Sentence RunOn III|Other
• The Caped Crusader|Fiction
• GateBusters|Shadow Gate Run on

Brotherhood Wide Competitions

(Things for the whole group!)

• Fantasy Premier League|No karkin’ clue what this is...
• Goat...Evolution...Part 2:Aliens| I AM SO DL’ING WTV THE KARK THIS IS!
• Pazaak|Yaaaaaaaaaaay
• Diablo 3:SE04|Seasonal MPG
• Diablo 3:SE04|Non-Seasonal MPG
• ComPUnction for Puns|Other
• A PUN Little Fiction Competition|Fiction
• Tourists Guide to the Galaxy|Fiction

Don’t see something you’re into?

CLICK THE DAMNED BUTTON BELOW AND GO LOOK FOR THING, YA LAZY OLD GEEZERS! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! <3 And that I totes still love ya. <3 jerks

• Competitions

In Closing

• Blablabla, do the run on!
• seriously, runon. (I’m done now)
• Click links (Do I really need to say this?)
• Awesome Pictures
• Look! Unicorns!
• LOUD NOISES
• Sexy new badass women
• Me saying badass too many times
• ALL THE KARKIN’ HYPE AND SLANG TERMS FOR THINGS!

Tl;r- Read the report <3